how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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