I only kidnapped one of them. chill
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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