Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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