hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
last night I used snow as a chaser
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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