I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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