She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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