I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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