This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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