That's intense
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I love having hate sex.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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