are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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