MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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