He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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