I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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