Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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