He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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