Where did you get a picture of my penis
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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