weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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