Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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