My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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