hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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