: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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