I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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