Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Alive.
So much puke
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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