her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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