Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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