used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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