how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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