Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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