In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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