11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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