Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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