I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Need sex. Gaining weight.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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