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(508): View more from Massachusetts

WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER

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(586): View more from Michigan

I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.

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(219): View more from Indiana

where are my pants?

(1-219): View more from Indiana

you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.

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(509): View more from Washington

i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it

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(707): View more from California

She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle

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