So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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