Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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