Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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