We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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