i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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