i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
My pussy is not your playground.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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