I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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