Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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