she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I will pee on everything he values.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
wow bdsm is so cute
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