I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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