doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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