Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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