This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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