i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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