I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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