this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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