dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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