dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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