me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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