i just google imaged poop.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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