So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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