I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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